5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]

#137- babysitters

We all know 5sos would be horrible babysitters 

But they can mess up my house

Eat all the food in my fridge (fuck no, bad keyboard for typing that) X

Throw chocolate milk around

Have a foursome shower in my bathtub

Break all the furniture

Hack my wattpad 

For all I care

And at the end of the day, I’d be like;

HALLO 6SHAUCE, COME INTHO MAH ROOM *-* COME COME MY BED AWAITS YOU. NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. MOVE THOSE BUTTS ALONG. I’M GONNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING

and once they enter my room

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We have a tea party ^-^ 

Everyone’s invited!!