luke: maybe you should go upstairs so we can have sex
me: OOH HE'S TALKING TO MEH *zooms all the way upstairs and jumps on the bed and tears clothes off*
luke: *comes in the room w/ Michael* ....
me: ....
luke: *looks at mikey then me* i was talking to michael tho...
me: ....how bout a threesome?
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*gets thrown out the window*
luke: *calls out* I'M MUKE AF
uh okay then
a simple no would've been fine.
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5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]
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