5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]

#124- roleplayers

I don’t understand why some people would ever believe 5sos has a wattpad ._.

Why would they have a fricking wattpad account? To what? write smut about themselves?

I know Michael once checked out this place and read an excerpt of one fanfic but he didn’t make an account

But people are so gullible and assume the boys would just log on, make a bio and put fetus pics of themselves as their bg when the boys are actually recording and doing gigs at rehearsal but nooo. people think they would have time to start reading books online when they barely even read books. Ashton’s like the only one in the band reading but he’s reading ACTUAL books while he’s on break. This is how it goes; 

Example:

@xx_Luke_Hemmings_xx 

Pp: meeeee!!1!1!

Bg: Us at the vmas!1!! 

Bio: I LOVE PENGUINS!!!!!!!!! I have a lip ring B]  blonde haired, blue eyed, tall with a quiff,full Australian.

Sexuality: ….bisexual!! JUST GOT HACKED BY @Xx_Calum_Hoodie_xX  sorry ladies, but he’s in a pending relationship with me :PPP Cake is rael 

xx_Luke_Hemmings_xx: HEY!!! -blushes and kicks Calum off- sorry about that but anyways, 

Taken by the sweetest and loveliest girl in the world @SallyxButtocks

Bestie friend!1!2!34!!- @crustyxxlilyxxsomeuserxx hiii5iiii I love sugary donuts and ice cream <(0) –hugs you and frolicks away-

Sssshhh don’t tell the paps that we’re dating! I need to protect her!!

Bye now!! 

Luke Pukie is signing off!

-bye-

the fact that you think you’re dating and talking to Luke Hemmings

like wtf?

it’s probs some horny 8 year old behind the screen

or a 52 year old pedophile