[Cleaning]
Me: Wow i would be such a great wife for Calum! Look at me cleaning and stuff!
Mom: No you wouldn't you can't even keep your room clean. It's so messy you would lose Calum in your room.
Me: Um no i wouldn't because Calum would be in my bed the entire time.
Mom: What?
Me: What.
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5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]
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