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5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]

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5sos shiziness and all the random fangirling crapola PLEASE EXCUSE ANY FETUS SHIZ IN HERE BC I WROTE THIS A LONG TIME AGO ____________________ © royalmukes 2k14 [summer] highest ranking: Random #20 / Humor #83

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#135- weak white boy #2

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by sleepydrummers

Ashton: you just gotta love Michael. he’s the best pal you could ever have. *pats his back*

Michael: *starts tearing up*

Calum: stop crying you weak white boy. First Lucas over there and now you.

Michael: …

Calum: *flips invisible long hair*

Michael: ching chong logu faufau

Calum: fuck you I’m kiwi

Luke: can I be a banana?

Ashton: aye no, I’m the banana!

Luke: well I’m the one with the longer pointy dick.

Ashton: SUCK MY PUSSY CAT BECAUSE I’MMA PUSSY CAT DOLL. CAUSE IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY UGHMPH CAUSE FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDSSSSS

Michael: that’s the spice girls you fucktard

Ashton: that sounds delicious.

Idk what I just wrote. made it up in 3 minutes.