[how to convince outsiders that you have a boyfriend in 5sos]
“so are you dating anyone?”
Me: *looks up from phone* Yes, yes. *blushes* His name’s Luke. He’s just wonderful. We’re texting each other right now.
“aww how long have you guys been dating?”
Me: oh just a couple of weeks.
“how old is he?”
Me: uhm sixteen.
“whoaaa he’s two years older than you. Can I see a pic of him?”
Me: *shows a young photo of him* he’s in a band.
“whoa a guitarist.” *not convinced their dating* “do you have a pic of you guys TOGETHER?”
Me: of course. *smirks and shows an edit of us*oh here’s a tweet from him! *shows a fake tweet from him to me*
Them: o_o good luck on your future.
[sucka someone thinks I’m dating luke hemmings and my grandma thinks calum’s my bf. Two people also thinks I’m with ashton after all the marathon edits. I’m such a slut ;3]
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5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]
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