5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]

#130- cliffoconda

when people say cliffoconda, i actually imagine michael's head on an anaconda

SLITHER SLITHER BABY SSSSS :-)~~~~~ 

then i hear nicki minaj singing anaconda in the background like

This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles

Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's

Real country ass nigga, let me play with his rifle

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil

Now that bang bang bang,

I let him hit it 'cause he slang Cocaine

He toss my salad like his name Romaine

And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain

I'm on some dumb shit

[i shouldn't have seen the music video o.o bUT OMG WHAT IF SHE'S SECRETLY A 5SOS FAN AND THAT'S THE REASON SHE WAS TWERKING IN FRONT OF CALUM]