If the boys weren’t members of the band;
Michael and Luke would be the biggest haters. That insult their clothing, hair, look, walk, and music.
Luke: they're kinda nice looking...
Michael: filthy disgusting band. ugh just look at their stiff hair. how dare you? you're my side bitch 25/8
Luke: i mean boo you whore. they sound like my grandpa's toilet
Calum and Ashton would be the biggest fanboys that support their shows and hyperventilates anytime the band makes videos or breathe.
Calum: I’d turn gay for them. just look at that guitarist’s legs.
Ashton: THEIR NEW SONG STRAIGHT BOYS ARE GAY BOYS WHO HAVEN'T BEEN CAUGHT THO!!!
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5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]
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