5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]

#121- haircut

Ashton may look like tarzan right now but when you say he needs a fucking haircut I’ll just 

nope

nah I don’t think so

he doesn’t need a haircut he looks perfectly fine the way he is

although

(whoa bipolar much?)

I can imagine him looking hella sexy if he trimmed it a little bit

Like back to 2013 Ashton where his curls were so fluffy

Oh em gee that would be so epic actually

If you straighten his hair now he’ll look like coconut head o_o I can imagine him as coconut head 

bUT A BUZZCUT?? IF YOU THINK HE NEEDS A BUZZCUT OR PRATICALLY BALD I’LL SMACK THOSE BUTTCHEEKS WITH A PLASTIC FRYING PAN (abusive much?) ARE YOU HAIR BLIND?

DON’T YOU DARE SAY HE NEEDS A HAIRCUT BC THAT’S BASICALLY CUTTING ALL OF HIS PRECIOUS LITTLE GOLDIE LOCKS 

LIKE WHY DON’T YOU GET A GET A HAIRCUT

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE ALREADY BALD 

MOTHER TRUCKER

HMPH