5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]

#139- booty shorts

yOOO HOLLA

I FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT MIKEY'S BOOTY SHORTS WHICH I KNOW IS A HUGE TOPIC RN

BECAUSE

WELL

IT'S MICHAEL IN BOOTY SHORTS

YA

HE MADE IS CUSTOMIZED

I WANNA TAP DAT ASS

AND DEM CALVES AND LEGS

BIATCH YOU NEED TO STOP RUINING MY LIFE TODAY IF IT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH BC OF YOUR NEW HAIR COLOR

BUT SERIOUSLY HELP ME TAP THAT ASS

I should just dress up as a young security and just sneak into his room

then give him a pedo smile

walk over to him

stick my finger up in the air

.....then tap that booty

then casually run away before they report a gay dwarf security  guard touching people's asses

mwahahahaha bishes you'll never catch me alive

YOLO

*does the rock sign in the air and drives away in my tiny pink scooter* 

[old lady passes by]

nANA?