5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]

#132- clifford hug

GUYS I NEED A HUG FROM MIKEY

LIKE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY

HE ALWAYS PLAYS AROUND WITH YOUR HAIR FROM BEHIND (SPEAKING OF HAIR HIS NEW RED HAIR THO)

AND TIGHT WARM HUGS AND HE PROBS SMELL LIKE PIZZA AND DEODARANT

EVERYONE SAYS HIS HUGS ARE THE BEST

PLEASE

*SOBS* I JUST NEED A CLIFFORD HUG    

*Clifford the big red dog comes outta nowhere and tries to hug me* what the flagella

Biatch who da fuq invited you to my grill

yeah that’s right

no one

get away from me you giant ass horny dog  

*kicks his butthole all the way to china*

stay with lukey you mother fucking cheater

i’ll just cheat on you back with Michael’s poodle ugh

wait nu I rather be his poodle

nu how bout his pants