5sos bodyguards probably-
bodyguard: calum put your pants back on
bodyguard: no ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone
bodyguard: michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone
bodyguard: caLUM put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't jesUs
bodyguard: this is not a legitimate place to get tattoos
bodyguard: nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK
bodyguard: you know what's punk rock
bodyguard: BEHAVING YOURSELF IS PRETTY PUNK ROCK
bodyguard: stop! talking! to strangers! ashton!
bodyguard: where the fuCK is luke
bodyguard: miCHAEL did you fucking sell luke for a ps4
bodyguard: i can't believe you sold him for a ps4
bodyguard: calum you will liteRALLY get arrested for having your ass out in this country
bodyguard: luke i am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down the window when we get in the car
bodyguard: did he just
bodyguard: he fucking rolled down the window jesus christ
bodyguard: WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN
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5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]
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