5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]
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    5sos shiziness and all the random fangirling crapola PLEASE EXCUSE ANY FETUS SHIZ IN HERE BC I WROTE THIS A LONG TIME AGO ____________________ © royalmukes 2k14 [summer] highest ranking: Random #20 / Humor #83

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    #107- dickaphobia

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    Tbh when i see dicks like actually full dicks covering up
    
                          
    Like even of the boys
    
                          
    I’m creeped out e.e
    
                          
    Surprised huh?
    
                          
    I have a dickaphobia even though I talk about the boy’s peenies like 25/8 
    
                          
    It’s like a fear to see full hairy long dicks
    
                          
    What if it squirts at you
    
                          
    Don’t get me started on boners
    
                          
    Males can pee anywhere like wOW 
    
                          
    WHEN I HAVE TO PEE AND WET MYSELF BC OF THE 5SOS I HAVE TO GO FIND A BATHROOM INPUBLIC BUT BOYS CAN JUST GO TO A SHRUB OR A BUSH NEXT TO AN OLD LADY AND PEE ALL THEY WANT IN A JIFFY
    
                          
    [omg this is so random. I bet I’m the only one who has this fear. ALSO CHECK OUT MY NEW STORY DICKAPHOBIA XD] 
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