5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]

#158- text imagines

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You: YES I LOVE YOU MORE THAN  CATS AND TV AND MORE

Calum: I love you more than puppies

You: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BRITISH GUYS AND ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

Calum: YOU ARE A LYING BASTARD BUT I LOVE YOU MOSTEST

You: just shut up already bc that’s impossible.

Calum: I LOVE YOU MOSTESTER

You: that’s not even a word.

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Luke:  again! So what did the ocean say to the other ocean?

You: hi I waved at you  

Luke: do you sea what I did there?

You: I shore did

Luke: how do you have friends?

You: says the one who keeps telling me lame jokes

Luke: don’t be such a beach

You: -.-

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Ashton: GUESS WHAT!???

You: what?!!!??

Ashton: do you have a date this weekend?

You: HAHAHAHAHAH no.

Ashton: well now you do. Be ready at 7.

You: wut

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Mikey: knock knock.

You: who’s there? lol

Mikey: Daisy

You: Daisy who?

Mikey: DAISY ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN

You: I cannot be seen in public with you

[WHICH ONE’S YOUR FAVE?? MINES MIKEY'S HEHE]