5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]

#120- before the show

-what happens before the show-

Luke: Guys, we’re on in 5

Michael: I haven’t finished my sandwich

Luke: but you already eaten 2 of them-

Michael: I SAID I HAVEN’T FINISHED IT YET.

Ashton: shut up guys, I’m tryna take a selfies here!

Calum: I want to pee.

Michael: I think I should google my crave for sandwiches

Ashton: OH MY GOD MY SELFIE GOT 500 RETWEETS IN 2 MINUTES

Calum: I will seriously pee myself if I don’t go to the toilet right nOW

Michael: guys…I’m pregnant

Ashton: i kNEW IT

Calum: is it illegal to pee on an unborn baby because I will

Michael: *runs away from calum* GO AWAY MY BABY MUST BE SAFE 

Ashton: I think I got him pregnant

Luke: I hate this band.