Kidnapper: *grabs you in the middle of the street* GET IT IN THE VAN. NOW!
me: yo bitch no i don't think so. *kicks them in the three balls* HOHOHO *runs away*
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5sos: *parks their van*
me: *fights the urge to scream and knocks over my glass cup* AAAH AAHH I'M BEING KIDNAPPED!!!! *dramatically faints*
luke: what the..did you hear that? *goes to the back to the back to find her on the floor*
mikey: where's the kidnapper?
calum: should we just leave her?
me: w-water...i need water...halp meh i can't talk...put me in your van...
ashton: guys c'mon! let's carry her back!
mikey: but whyyyyyy? can't we just come back until we get our chicken wings?
me: *croaks* HALP MEH
mikey: *sighs* fine. *carries her foot and they all bring her into the van*
luke: now what do we do?
calum: food!
ashton: wait no. one of us has to stay back and watch her tho.
mikey: okay you. bye now! *everyone runs away*
ashton: uh. *sits beside her*
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me: choo choo mother fucker *jumps on him and ties him up*
aYE CAN SOMEONE HELP ME KIDNAP ALL THE BOYS
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5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]
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