5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]

#58- the vmas

Countdown till the VMAs. Sunday’s taking forever to come by.

The boys are really gonna surprise us

Like who knows if they show up in just their socks?

They’ll pass out free gibbons to everyone and swing from a vine naked and traumatize a little girl’s dream

Then when Usher comes, they’ll come out from behind and start making out with him and grabbing his butt with a belt

What’re they gonna be singing?? Slsp? Ds?? Amnesia??

Beyonce will come on stage then Calum would jump up and start rubbing his cockalini against her and she’ll enjoy in pleasure until Kanye West starts coming out of nowhere and saying how she’s so perfect and deserves this award.

Miley Cyrus would present an award then Luke would yell out “THERE’S MY TWIN” then rip off his skinny jeans and start twerking on some old people

Then Ashton would be like “ooh I wanna twerk so badly but then I’m also irish and white so…” *tries to control a boner from popping up again on national tv*

And then Mikey would just sit there like “hah.” *picks boogers*

[whole wide audience gasps and stares at him weirdly]

Mikey: I do what I want, I’m punk rock.

 Like wow the suspense is killing me.