5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]

#109- scenarios

If I ever see the boys in real life

-scenario 1-

Me: *follows Mikey* 

Michael: um excuse me but why are you-

Me: *pinches his bum*

Michael: hey what was that for!?

Me:  soft buttocks.

-scenario 2-

Me:  *hyperventilates-

Luke: Do you want me to sign-

Me: *squeals like a pig*

Luke: *laughs* c’mon do you want a hug?

Me: *takes a deep breath* ….*screams*

Luke: I’ll just be going now.

Me: *faints* 

-scenario 3-

Me: oh em gee you’re calum hood. 

Calum: indeed. 

Me: marry me.

Calum: nope. *walks away* 

-scenario 4-

Me: hi.

Ashton: well hey babe, how are you today?

Me: you ruined my life.

Ashton: aw well I’m sorry. *frowns*

[awkward silence]

Me: can you please  rub your long cockalini against my veggie and stick the pickle in there hard so that you’d get stuck to me while I take your infuriating odor up my nostrils and then I’d get the dna of you to make another clone and rule the  whole galaxy with Irwin bots all over the world where I’m your queen and you’re my sidekick wiener?

Ashton: um. *runs away*

Me:  ayeee but I wore fresh underwear today! *runs after him*

[everything about the 5sos manager dropping the band is gonna be fine so no one should worry about it anymore. The boys tried their best not to bring anything up like that and I think the band is gonna be fine for now.]