5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]

#136- millionsome

 *darth vader voice in the dark* 

LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER

Luke: *screams* BUT I DID IT WITH YOU

*takes off mask* you’re an idiot. It’s just star wars-

Luke: I KNEW I WAS GAY BUT I DIDN’T KNOW I’D TURN GAY FOR MY OWN FATHER &&

._. ew what the fluck. I was just kidding.

Luke: MUM’S GONNA FIND OUT SOON I SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE WITH MICHAEL AND CALUM AT THE SAME TIME

Wait what? A threesome? o_o

Luke: we were going for a foursome but Ashton was talking to his imaginary friends in the shower so

._. you should’ve invited all 5sos fam and we could’ve had a millionsome 

eW

NU

I’m kidding

Or am i? ;D 

I ran out of things to write oKAY??

OH GOSH A MILLIONSOME I’M GAGGING RN WTF DID I JUST WRITE

I’M SO DISGUSTING I NEED A TIME OUT IN THE SHADY CORNER AND SOME MENTAL HELP BASICALLY