Ashton: *comes into the restroom to pee*
[Guy next to him minds his own business while peeing]
Ashton: ....fine day we're having huh?
Guy: uh yeah....
Ashton: I'm in a band. ^-^
Guy: um that's nice?
Ashton: ya I'm the drummer!
Guy: why are you talking to me?
Ashton: the question is ,why am I NOT talking to you. You're awesome! You know that right?
Guy: I don't even know you and you're trying to make a conversation with me in a bathroom stall.
Ashton: *shrugs* ...
Guy: *turns back to the wall to squirt*
Ashton: *looks over at his dick* WHOOAAAA DUDE IS THAT A MUSCLE PENIS I SEE!?!
Guy: AH! *jumps in fear and ends up peeing on ashton*
Ashton: .....
Guy: nice I made a mess and it's all because of you!
Ashton: ...URINAL BUDDIES!!!
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5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]
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