-for new fans-
me: guys, i'm basically asian so if you mess w/ column you messin w/ my homies uGH
fan 1: tHAT'S THE DRUMMER RIGHT???
fan 2: nooooo that's mickey !!!! the blonde haired drummer gosh!!1!
me: dafuq nO you guys don't even know ur basic facts and don't forGET AUSTIN
fan 1: OH!!!! THE LEAD SINGER THAT DIES HIS HAIR?!?!?!?!?
fan 2: oBVI
me: my fav is luck hemmingbird the triangle player
fan 2: my fave song is me looks so fugly sitting there in my grandma's british apparel thong
fan 1: well i've been in this fandom since 2007 ugh
me: wELL BITCH I'VE BEEN IN THIS FANDOM SINCE 1981 *kicks her ass all the way to an asian island*
column: HALLO
fan 1: BONJOUR
column: CHING CHONG I WANT TO SEE UR DING DONG
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5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]
Random5sos shiziness and all the random fangirling crapola PLEASE EXCUSE ANY FETUS SHIZ IN HERE BC I WROTE THIS A LONG TIME AGO ____________________ © royalmukes 2k14 [summer] highest ranking: Random #20 / Humor #83
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