5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]

#46- 'fake'

ok this is actually a rant bc there’s some people that would accuse a fan to be ‘fake’ or not a ‘true’ fan just because they’re a luke girl or if they pronounces it like 5 s o s and not 5 sauce

I’m so tired of that. How do you know if the fan has actually been in the fandom for a quite a while and actually supporting all their shows? The first thing someone does is like this:

“who’s your fave member from 5sauce?”

“oh luke :D”

“EW YOU’RE FAKEEE OF COURSE YOU WOULD LIKE LUKE BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT A TRUE FAN AND YOU SHOULDN’T BE IN THIS FANDOM WE DON’T LIKE FAKE PEOPLE LIKE YOU!1! THERE’S OTHER MEMBERS IN THIS BAND Y’KNOW NOT JUST VOCALIST SO NOW SHOO SHOO OUTTA HEREWE DON’T LIKE WHORES LIKE YOU!1!!”

“um ,_, ok but you were the one who asked me who was my favorite….” *sniffles*

Everything was wrong with how the first girl reacted I just wanna- *leaves the room to take a deep breath* *sees people and comes back in*

Okay…WTF IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE ARGH LIKE YOU JUDGE SOMEONE QUICKLY JUST IF THEY LIKE LUKE BITCH I BET YOU WERE A LUKE GIRL WHEN YOU FIRST ENTERED THIS FANDOM I BET YOU CALLED THE BAND 5 ES OH ES BEFORE OMFG YIPPIE I’M A FAKE GIRL JUST FROM SAYING 5 ES OH ES AND NOT 5 SAUCE

 I ACTUALLY SAY IT BOTH WAYS EVEN 5SOS SOMETIMES PRONOUNCE IT LIKE THAT DOES THAT MAKE THEM FAKE AS WELL WHEN THEY’RE THE MEMBERS OF THE BAND.

IT DOESNT MAKE ANYONE FAKE IF THEY LIKE LUKE JUST A TAD BIT MORE BC LOOK AT HIM HE’S A LITTLE GOOFBALL EVERYONE CANT RESIST TO SMILE AT. ALSO YOU’RE NOT BEING ‘PROTECTIVE’ OF THE FANDOM. ACTUALLY WHAT YOU’RE DOING IS CAUSING MORE DRAMA AND WE’RE THE 5SOS FAMILY AND WE STICK TOGETHER AND WE DON’T FIGHT. I FEEL TAKING A FROZEN PIECE OF MEAT AND SMACKING THEIR BOOBS WITH IT.

GIRL CALM YO TITS TAKE A CHILLPILL AND DON’T THREATEN OTHER NEW FANS. I ADMIT SOMETIMES I GET A LITTLE AWKWARD AND WEIRD WHEN I FIND PEOPLE THAT DON’T EVEN KNOW ANY BASIC FACTS AND MOST OF THE TIME I’M JUST KIDDING AROUND BUT Y’KNOW WE JUST GOTTA TEACH THEM.

The only way someone cannot be a true fan is if they do this:

“I’ve been in this fandom since 2008!1!!”

“I like coloumn no no no I like that asian drummer luck!!1!!1!”

“I LOVE MICKEY CLIFF AND AUSTIN WEENIE!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!”

“EEEH I LOVE THEIR SONG HE LOOKS SO FUGLY SITTING THERE IN MY AUSTRALIAN APPAREL UNDAWER”

._. that’s a true sign of wrong people maybe a little overreaction but you get the point