Ashton was so horny and quiet back then
now he’s just so
“my fucking nipple is showing.”
“what? I drum hard. Okay?”
“I’M A LITTLE PRINCESS.”
*holds Mikey’s hand to cross the street*
“if I don’t have a bandana, I can’t drum.
[no more fedoras]
He even rejected a girl’s offer to strip down in a grocery store.
“I like vegemite better.”
*tries to grow chest hair before luke but fails*
“Calum move get outta my selfies you little midget”
*stays in the bath tub* “this would make a great band photo”
“very long fingered and horrible feet.”
“I work out.”
[no more jiggypuffing]
“is that an ewok?”
“Just saved a big ass cat. I swear it a big ass cat. So big ass.”
“I wish one day that a lego version would be made. That’s the dream.”
“I wore sweatpants before but then I took them off right away when I noticed I was losing my attraction.”
[does all the keeks and instagram videos]
“Yes, i‘m the oldest but the shortest with the high voice.”
*sings along in the background*
[takes over most of the interviews and doesn’t let Luke finish his sentence]
“I’m an attention whore?”
from straight to curly hair
“I guess I’m just the drummer to everyone.”
*sighs*
YOU ARE READING
5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]
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