5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]

#188- asian

-during meet and greet-

boy: *screams* AAAH IT'S THE ASIAN ONE!!!!! YOU'RE MY FAVE

calum: ._.

boy: I SWEAR I'M NOT GAY I JUST REALLY DIG ASIAN GUITARISTS

calum: thank you for liking our music. that's all i'm gonna say.

boy: where are you from?

calum: sydney

boy: nO like what country? 

calum: australia?

boy: nO LIKE CHINA? JAPAN? TAIWAN? PHILIPPINES? VIETNAM??

calum: i'm not from any of those countries...plus those aren't the only ones in asia

boy: KOREA??

calum: what the ...does it look i'm korean???

boy: well your hair tho. it looks like you're one of those singers of k-pop w/ that blonde streaked hair. it makes you look more asian.

calum: ok wow. *ruffles hair*

boy: so you're koreon?

calum: nO WTF NO MAN

boy: .....

calum: .....-.-.......

boy: INDIA???