5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]

#171- waiters be like

[on your date with your fave member at the restaurant]

him: *says a joke and you two both start cracking up*

waiter: hello. table for two? 

me: *stops laughing and stares ahead of the waiter* ....

waiter: I repeat; table for two?

me: ....no. floor for two. I came here to eat on the floor so floor for two please!

waiter: uh...*gets the sarcasm hint and walks away*

me: *rolls eyes* 'table for two'

him: babe calm down he's just-

me: nO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN. DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN. BISH I MAY BE A CALM GIRL BUT I AINT NOTHING CLOSE TO BEING CALM.

him: o_o

waiter: *comes back* your table is ready.

me: *jumps him* bITCH I TOLD YOU I WANT THE DAMN FLOOR.

him: we are never coming here again.

SORRY FOR OVERREACTING 

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