[falls off a cliff]
Me: AAAAAAH FUUUCCCKKK!!
Ashton: *calls out* DON’T SWEAR.
Rapper: what rhymes with witch?
Me: bitch!
Ashton: *comes out of nowhere* aye, don’t swear!
[Calum poops]
Me: peee uuu Calum just shitted!
Ashton: *pops out of the shower* Don’t swear!!
[luke slaps mikey and me]
Us: What the fuck was that for?!
Ashton: *comes out of the closet* how many times do I have to tell you not to swear!????
[Ashton and I having sex]
Me: OH FUCK ASHTON.
Ashton: *stops thrusting and pulls back* don’t fucking swear you mother fucking bitch. *leaves the room*
Me: um ._.
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5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]
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