Gravity Falls and Reverse Falls X Reader (ONE-SHOTS) [✔]

** [ɦɛǟɖƈǟռօռ 1] When The Boys Get Drunk

**- Reader Insert

B I L L

{●} Either rampaging or really flirty

{●} But it's rare to see him drunk

{●} So you better have your camera whenever you're going to a place with alcohol with him

{●} Will speak normally

{●} For McGucket, at least

{●} Will attempt to smash a beer bottle

{●} But you stop him

{●} He randomly cries out of nowhere after you scold him

{●} He will accidentally turn into his original triangle form

{●} Watch out for the moment when he turns pink

{●} Because he will flirt with the window

{●} Or make out with the wall

{●} Will annoy the fuck out of you and the others

{●} Will state random facts out of the blue

{●} "I talk to my lion plushy."

D I P P E R

{●} Will pass out after his first shot

{●} That's basically it.

T A D

{●} Bread.

{●} Lol jk

{●} But he will tell you bread tales

{●} Randomly passes out but wakes up with a new story after 5 seconds

{●} Will most probably slur with his words

{●} You'll find him dipping a baguette in a shot glass filled with alcohol

{●} Rages when he realizes it won't fit

{●} Will stare at the ceiling while eating bread

{●} Suddenly demands for Nutella

{●} "What d-does Nutella and this taste to... together?"

D I P P E R  G L E E F U L

{●} Flirty. Horny. Kinky. You name it.

{●} "I was feeling off today, but you really turned me on."

{●} "Are you a bed? Let me lie on top of you."

{●} "I'm feeling a little hot. Take off my shirt, baby."

{●} You cringe at his drunken state and you start to question his mental state

{●} He'll drink more alcohol even though he's really drunk already

{●} Pretends to pass out and falls on your chest

{●} But then he suddenly chuckles and you realize where his face was planted

{●} He laughs when you shove him away

{●} Mabel will continue taking pictures of you

{●} You almost explode at his last pick-up line

{●} "If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is Thanksgiving, then can I come between the holidays?"

W I L L

{●} Won't cry

{●} He's scary when he's drunk. I'm telling you.

{●} Tease him and he'll insult you back

{●} But he will stay silent if you don't mind him

{●} Not really

{●} He'll get irritated because you're ignoring him

{●} He slowly turns red as he rants

{●} This cinnamon roll still wants attention even when drunk uwu

{●} He turns red whenever someone tries to talk to you

{●} Will eventually pass out so suddenly

{●} Will cry when he wakes up because of the hangover

{●} Protecc him pls