Gravity Falls and Reverse Falls X Reader (ONE-SHOTS) [✔]

** [ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ sᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏs 2 ]

| N | O | T | E | Again, some references and cringe content up ahead (some offensive shit too) so be warned.

|| the boys & work ||

[ office ]

"You're late."

Dipper G. : Better late than look like you, shitrag

Bill: no u

Dipper: no I'm Dipper

Tad: sorry I took my pet for a morning jog
Dipper G. : you only have a fish as a pet what do you mean

Will: *cries*

"Where are the files I asked you to get?"

Bill: *points at the comfort room*

Tad: what files

Dipper G. : do I look like I know

Dipper: in Bill's office
"But Bill doesn't have an office."
Dipper: exactly

Will: *hiding under his desk*

[ fast food restaurant ]

Dipper: this is a FAST food restaurant why are you people so retarded
Dipper: here's your chicken bucket, catch!
Dipper: for the last fUCKING TIME YOU BITCH WE RAN OUT OF TISSUE

Dipper G. : excuse me, this is a restaurant not a fucking tiktok hub
Dipper G. : no you can not have the WiFi password
Dipper G. : discount? Yeah we have that outside why don't you go fetch it
Dipper G. : I'm not getting paid enough for this shit

Tad: plastics are banned so now we use paperbags, but use of papers also leads to deforestation so I vote that you only buy our bread

Bill: yeah we have trash bins outside... and please do us a favor and throw yourself in too thanks
Bill: *plays dubstep on the speakers instead of the restaurant's ad song*

Will: *the mascot*
Will: *is crying bcus of Bill's dubstep*

[ as a health instructor ]

*after 5 mins of workout*
Tad: okay lets take a break
Tad: I'm distributing the bread I baked this morning so we can all be a healthy family
Dipper: dammit not again

*minecraft dirt block noises*
Bill: oKAY GUYS STRETCH YOUR ARMS
Bill: meditating helps our mind everyone so lets do it together-- except you mr. Strange you're just going to waste your time
Bill: want to take a look at your new form? Everyone step forward and look at yourself in the mirror-- except you Pinetree trust me you're just going to break it

Dipper G. : what the flying fuck is that obese doing here
Dipper G. : will you wear a sock if you don't have feet
"Uh, no..."
Dipper G. : will you wear gloves if you don't have hands
"No..."
Dipper G. : then why are you doing neck exercises

[ as a teacher ]

Will: *nervous* p-please use a p-p-pencil f-for the d-drawing p-portion of yo-yo-your q-quiz
"Huh? What do we use, sir?"
Will: uh... u-uh, p-please use a p-p-p-pen--
"???"
Will: p-p-pencil...
"Penis?" "But I'm a girl, sir!" "How gae."
Will: *aggressive inhale*
Will: i sAID PENCIL YOU LITTLE SHITS WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS

Dipper: okay Timmy what's 1 + 1
"2, sir."
Dipper: Patrisha what's 4 + 8
"12, sir!"
Dipper: good, now Gleeful what's 5 raised to the 4th power divided by the square root of 69
Dipper G. : bitch I'm a student teacher why are u asking me
Dipper: that's incorrect u witless fuck go stand in the goddamn corner

[ in company meetings ]

Dipper G. : good morning everyone, now I'm going to present to you the company's earnings and loses for the entire month. Now please listen to me or else I'll have to shove this powerpoint up your asses

"Mr. Cipher please step to the front."
Bill: *goes to the front*
"..."
Bill: ...
Bill: now what

Will: E-everyone p-please liste-- *cries*

Tad: The red line all the way up the line graph, as you can see here in the front, shows that the latest chocolate we manufactured have been a huge hit and increased our company's earnings. While the black line all the way down here represents our b-bread sales.
"Mr. Strange, are you alright?"
Tad: *tears up* Yes.

Dipper: you're all late for the meeting therefore you are all fired

[ celebrating with coworkers ]

"Are you coming tonight, Pines?"
Dipper: my heart says yes but my mom says no

Tad: Bill how do you know if you're drunk already
Bill: see these two glasses? Once you start seeing four of them then you're--
Tad: wdym there's only one glass there

Dipper G. : I just saw u spike my drink you lil shit I'm telling my mama
Dipper G. : 'vodka' my ass this tastes like children's tears and piss mixed together ffs
Dipper G. : someone explain to me why tf the janitor is with us
Dipper G. : those neurotic teenagers need to learn their place this is a fLipPiNG BAr nOt a TiKToK hUb

Tad: sTOP I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROISSANT
Tad: guys I packed holy bread for everyone if you don't want to sin tonight
Tad: what r u doin flirtin with a girl here ur not supposed to because that is against good morality here have some bread

Will: would anyone like some stew
Will: would you like some stew--
Dipper G. : stfu Will ur drunk
Will: no im not
Dipper G. : yes u r
Will: shut up ur hurting my feelings

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