Jirou's chat

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Jirou added Goth chicken, Deku, Uraraka, Asui, Momo, Iida, Icy-Hot, kirisunshine, Bakuhoe, Baby Pikachu, Flex Tape, Fuzzy Jellybean and sparkle baguette

Jirou: I know this is surprising but I'm gay

Sparkle baguette: oh honey we know

Uraraka: yeah it's pretty obvious

Deku: I don't think anyone was surprised

Jirou changed Jirou's name to GayforMomo

GayforMomo: omg Mina stole my phone and wrote that

Mina: sorry not sorry

Momo: well I want my name to be GayforJirou 😉

GayforMomo changed Momo's name to GayforJirou

GayforJirou: okay so I'm gay too ✌️

Deku: join the family

Uraraka: your gay?

Icy-Hot: well if he isn't that makes last night kinda weird

Uraraka: my dreams are over  😭

Deku: I'm not gay

Deku: I'm bi

Uraraka: I still have a chance

Icy-Hot: not if he already has a boyfriend

Kirisunshine: what's going on here?

GayforMomo: we are talking about gay people stuff

Kirisunshine: well I'm number 1 gay person

Bakuhoe: no I am

Kirisunshine: no I am

Bakuhoe: I'm first for everything!

GayforMomo: Hey Momo wanna date?

GayforJirou: yes

Bakuhoe: Gay

Icy-Hot: like you can talk

Bakuhoe: shut it scar face

Deku: kacchan why the heck did you just punch me

Bakuhoe: well gotta take my anger out on some loser and that loser happens to be you your welcome

Uraraka: Deku is no loser

Bakuhoe: that was a funny joke

Uraraka: it wasn't a joke

Deku: KACCHAN THE FUCKING HOUSE IS ON FIRE WHAT DID YOU DO

Bakuhoe: well I just wanted to speed my cooking up

Bakuhoe: I'm blaming Icy-Hot for this

Icy-Hot: no don't blame me

Bakuhoe: it's believable because you have fire powers

Icy-Hot: I don't like my left side

Bakuhoe: if Everyone says Shoto enough they'll think it was you

Bakuhoe: before I fuck you up and not in a sexual way

Bakuhoe: Shoto

Kirisunshine: Shoto

Baby Pikachu: Shoto

Flex Tape: Shoto

Bakuhoe: Shoto

Gayforjirou: Shoto??

Goth chicken: Shoto

Goth chicken: what is going on?

Asui: that's what I'm wondering

Bakuhoe: Shoto

GayforMomo: Shoto

Icy-Hot: please stop

Bakuhoe: Shoto

Kirisunshine: Shoto

Flex Tape: Shoto

Uraraka: Shoto

Sparkle baguette: Shoto

Icy-Hot: Please stop

Uraraka: why is Deku yelling Oh Shoto?

Asui: maybe he's doing for the group chat

Icy-Hot: let's just say you don't want to know anyways he's busy and so am I

Icy-Hot has left chat

Bakuhoe: how many times is Scar face going to rape Deku's stupid ass

GayforMomo: it's not rape if he enjoys it

Deku: Its enjoyable-ish kinda painful towards the end

Iida: what the heck you should not be doing these devilish sins at your age

Deku: oh Iida it's fine

Iida: is this why you butt was sore last week and you couldn't sit properly

Deku: ummm

Deku has left chat

Iida: well I knew what the answer was going to be and let me tell you that we should be studying not doing any sexual acts

Flex Tape: tell Bakugo or kirishima that

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