Deku's chat part 4

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Deku added Goth chicken, Bakugo, Uraraka, Asui, Momo, Iida, Denki, Jirou, Todoroki, Kirisunshine, Flex Tape, Shinso, Mina and sparkle baguette

Deku: Hey Todoroki

Deku: um...did it hurt

Todoroki: yes

Deku: you didn't wait for the 'when you fell from heaven' part

Todoroki: everything hurts

Mina: so your saying sex hurts

Todoroki: well that depends how deep you go

Deku: WHAO okay let's change the topic

Todoroki: my hand really hurts Im going to cut it

Deku: let me kiss it better

Deku: doesn't anything else hurt?

Todoroki: yeah my lips

Deku: your lips look fine

Deku: TODOROKI OH MY GOD

Todoroki: well I tried

Deku: Hey Kacchan can I say something to you I know we don't always see eye to eye

Bakugo: that's because your short

Deku: let me finish

Bakugo: no shut the fuck up

Deku: Todoroki you haven't been drinking much water lately

Todoroki: I hate water

Deku: but 50% of your body is water

Todoroki: that explains why I hate myself

Deku: Todoroki no

Todoroki: :(

Deku: I love you

Todoroki: I love you too

Deku: I know how to cheer you up later 😉

Todoroki: can't wait then

Deku: "sleepy" sounds so much better than "tired" like people need to say "sleepy" more than "tired"

Bakugo: I'm so sleepy of your shit

Deku: 🤦‍♀️

Bakugo: this is your fault you said use the word sleepy

Deku: but you made it sound dumb

Kirisunshine: shut it both of you we should be worried about Denki right now

Jirou: why?

Kirisunshine: he's cooking

Jirou: oh no

Denki: what's wrong with me cooking?

Flex Tape: the last time you cooked you lost an eyebrow

Mina: I remember that he looked to funny yet creepy at the same time

Shinso: it's okay I'm helping him so he's being safe this time

Flex Tape: what a good relationship Denki does stupid shit and shinso keeps him safe

Todoroki: spell me

Deku: M

Deku: E

Todoroki: you forgot the D

Deku: there's no D in me

Todoroki: not yet

Shinso: oh my god-

Bakugo: icyhot What the fuck GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT NASTY SHIT NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR THIRSTY MESSAGES

Denki: god doesn't approve this kinda shit

Shinso: we basically do the same thing

Denki: shhh don't tell them that 🤫

Shinso: it's to late now

Denki: we need a sex cave like a place where you can go to have endless sex

Kirisunshine: you basically just described my room

Todoroki: and my room

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