Momo's chat part 1

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Momo added Tokoyami, kirishima, Uraraka, Asui, Denki, Deku, Shinso, Todoroki, Bakugo, Mina, Jirou, Sero, Iida, Aizawa and Aoyama

Momo: I'd really like to know if Kaminari is okay his hands are covered in bandaids

Denki: you know those chefs on tv who cut there vegetables really fast?

Momo: yes?

Denki: well I can't do that

Bakugo: who the fuck let him in the damn kitchen again?!

Denki: why can't I be in the kitchen?

Momo: Kaminari, sweetie you can be in kitchen you hurt your self or break something every time it's safer if you don't go in there

Bakugo: in other words your so fucking dumb  and you do stupid shit and you can't be trusted

Sero: oof

Deku: Kacchan be nice

Bakugo: oh shut the fuck up Deku

Deku: but Kacchan

Bakugo: no shut up go delete yourself

Momo: that's not nice

Uraraka: yeah stop being a bully to Deku

Bakugo: all of you shut the fuck up

Denki: you don't have to be such an asshole

Bakugo: dont tell me what to do I'm better then all of you just wait until I'm the number one hero

Denki: splish splash your opinion is trash

Bakugo: okay your dead

Kirishima: Bakugo we talked about this you can't do that

Bakugo: oh fine 🙄

Denki: how do I become a jellyfish?

Bakugo: jellyfish don't have brains so you're already pretty close

Mina: Rhythm is the longest English word without a vowel

Shinso: what about Rhythms

Mina: well I guess yours is bigger

Shinso: Denki tells me that

Mina: wait what?!?...

Shinso: Denki tells me my grades are bigger

Mina: ohh

Kirishima: I thought this was about dicks...

Kirishima: Bakugo I think you stole my quirk again

Bakugo: SHUT UP

kirishima: you cute all mad and flustered

Bakugo: SHUT UPPPP

kirishima: 😉

Denki: wink wonk lets bonk

Shinso: okay

Momo: oh no why is Kaminari crying?

Jirou: I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of bless up when he sneezed

Momo: how??...you can't do that by accident

Bakugo: I do it all the time

Todoroki: Mina can you not use me to roast marshmallows

Mina: aww

Mina: Hey Bakugo

Bakugo: I'm not fucking doing it

Mina: awwwww

Denki: if Jesus can walk on water can he swim on land?

Deku: Mirio said he can swim on land

Denki: so Mirio is Jesus

Sero: people who sleep with their phone on silent or do not disturb really don't care about anybody

Bakugo: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's your fucking problem

Denki: so you don't care about my problems

Bakugo: they aren't my problems

Denki: shinso do you care

Shinso: I wish I didn't sometimes

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