Denki's chat part 9

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Denki added Tokoyami, kirishima, Uraraka, Asui, Momo, Deku, Shinso, Deku, Todoroki, Mina, Jirou, Bakugo, Sero, Aoyama and Iida

Denki: I'm a firefighter

Jirou: um since when?

Denki: as long I can remember

Iida: I'm wondering why you consider yourself a Firefighter

Denki: I find them hot and leave them wet

Iida: I hope you meant the fires

Denki: nope 😉

Iida: that's inappropriate

Denki: hey you can't prove I meant anything inappropriate

Jirou: it's you of course it would be inappropriate plus anyone could tell what you meant so don't play innocent

Denki: fine then what should I play?

Shinso: me

Denki: i was thinking more monopoly

Shinso: 😐

Mina added Monoma to the chat

Mina: what the hell dude you just took my phone

Monoma: I was so intrigued into what you were reading i wanted to join

Monoma: anyways i shall give myself a proper introduction hello fellow class 1A losers it's me Monoma from the way better classroom 1B

Bakugo: if your class is so better then why are we A and your B

Monoma: B is for Brilliant and A is for Awful so that is why

Shinso: oh Monoma get out of here you don't belong

Monoma: excuse me Shinso but what are you doing in a chat with these losers?

Shinso: I'm here with my boyfriend

Monoma: that Denki?

Shinso: that is him

Monoma: Gay

Shinso: wow people still use that as an insult people like you I hate

Denki: I'm going to kick you

Monoma: I never wanted to be here anyways

Iida: but I do remember you saying you wanted to join so what you just said was a lie

Denki kicked Monoma out of the chat

Shinso: good job he deserved it

Bakugo: can't believe he called us losers like yeah I know Deku is but I'm certainly not

Deku: Kacchan 😔

Iida: id like to state that we are not the losers as we actually won the sports festival unlike 1B who had won nothing so technically that Makes them the losers

Denki: if I cut my leg off and swing it at your head am I hitting you or kicking you?

Jirou: you'd probably end up mentally scaring me more than anything

Denki: also would cutting your leg off hurt?

Shinso: of course it would

Denki: how tho?

Bakugo: because you cut your leg off dumbass

Denki: but where do you feel the pain?

Sero: in your leg

Sero: wait...

Denki: exactly bro

Denki: how you gonna feel pain in your leg if your leg is gone!?!

Sero: genius

Jirou: 🤦‍♀️

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