Jirou's chat part 2

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GayforMomo added Goth chicken, Bakugo, Uraraka, Asui, GayforJirou, Iida, Denki, Deku, Todoroki, Kirisunshine, Flex Tape, Shinso, Mina and sparkle baguette

GayforMomo changed GayforMomo's name to Jirou

Jirou changed GayforJirou's name to Momo

Momo: why'd you change it?

Jirou: because denki's a dumbass and didn't know who we were

Denki: I'm not a dumbass

Jirou: oh really how many days until tomorrow?

Denki: 85

Jirou: you just proved my point

Denki: I had a really weird dream where bakugo was drunk and Todoroki was horny and all over Deku and mineta was on fire

Deku: well let's just say that wasn't a dream

Denki: Jirou can I asked a question?

Jirou: um sure

Flex Tape: no Denki don't say it

Denki: so how long have you been a girl?

Kirisunshine: 😂😂

Mina: hahaha

Shinso: oh Denki you may be a dumbass but I'll never stop loving you

Deku: what colour best describes me you have ten seconds to tell me

Denki: I don't know

Deku: 10

Deku: 9

Deku: 8

Denki: ahh shit

Deku: 7

Deku: 6

Denki: purple

Todoroki: wrong

Denki: fuck

Jirou: you dumbass it's so obvious the answer is green not purple

Denki: sorry I could only think about shinso and he's purple....and hot

Shinso: 💜💜

Denki: my names Denki it's spelled Denki without the T and I have the best boyfriend

Jirou: but there is no T in Denki

Denki: That's what I said

Flex Tape: bruh

Jirou: Denki your so annoying if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee.

Denki: if you were my wife, I'd drink it

Flex Tape: Momo why are your lips Green

Momo: well I had a yellow drink and Jirou had a blue one and then you can guess what happened next

Mina: Deku moan softer the whole fucking dorm doesn't need to hear you

Deku: I wasn't moaning

Mina: yeah you and Todoroki are so loud

Deku: we aren't dating

Mina: i never asked that

Deku: having sex doesn't mean your dating

Mina: so you are fucking

Denki: but if having sex does mean you dating me and shinso are definitely dating

Mina: whoa

Todoroki: Deku get off the chat we have unfinished business

Kirisunshine: you really need to start appreciating the little things in life guys

Bakug: like mineta?

Bakugo: because I don't appreciate that little shit

Asui: still can't believe Iida wouldn't let me kill him

Iida: no killing mineta he is a human being like all of us

Goth chicken: would it really be that bad if he died like no one would miss him and everything would be fine

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