Kirishima's chat

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Kirisunshine added Goth chicken, Bakugo, Uraraka, Asui, GayforJirou, Iida, GayforMomo, Deku, Todoroki, Baby Pikachu, Flex Tape, Fuzzy Jellybean, Mineta and sparkle baguette

Kirisunshine: hey guys did you know 1 in 10 people are gay

Deku: i hope it's Todoroki

Todoroki: 🤦‍♀️

Bakugo: Guess What I can talk to animals

Kirisunshine: well prove it

Bakugo: Hey Mineta

Mineta: Hey

Bakugo: boom just talked to an animal

Kirisunshine kicked Mineta from chat

Kirisunshine: sorry I didn't mean to add him

Kirisunshine: anyways has anyone seen my top

Deku: yeah Bakugo is in the kitchen

Kirisunshine: no I was talking about my shirt

Deku: oh then I have no idea

Kirisunshine: I walked into the kitchen to find Bakugo only to see him hugging the fridge I asked him what he was doing he said This is where all the snacks belong and then he told me to join I asked why and he said well your a snack too

GayforJirou: oh that's why he was hugging the fridge well anyways can you get him off I'm trying to make dinner

Kirisunshine: I'll try

Baby Pikachu: Hey Deku I heard Todoroki likes bad boy's

Deku: lucky for him I'm bad at everything

GayforMomoJirou: thank you for removing Bakugo from the fridge

Deku: Hey Todoroki I have a pickup line for you if you were apart of the solar system you'd be the sun because even in the dark you seem to shine

Todoroki: you'd be Pluto because your so small

Flex Tape: oof

Asui: bakugo stop yelling

Bakugo: fuck you

Kirisunshine: fuck me

Bakugo: sure

Flex Tape: 🤦‍♀️

Bakugo: what's the word for horny but not in a sexual way?

Bakugo: like for example I was horny for Halloween but I didn't want to fuck a pumpkin

Kirisunshine: you mean excited?

Bakugo: yes that's the word excited

Flex Tape: ive never seen someone explain the word excited like that before

Baby Pikachu: hey guys I've been eating peanut m&m's in hope that if a cannibal ate me and that cannibal was allergic the peanuts I'd get my revenge

Flex Tape: that sentence started off so normal

GayforMomo: Wtf Denki who just thinks oh let's Just eat some peanut m&m's in case a cannibal allergic to peanuts eats me and You get your revenge just why

Baby Pikachu: it's a smart idea tho

GayforMomo: it really isn't

GayforJirou: dinner is ready

Baby Pikachu: I'm not eating any I saw what you were making and I don't like ghost broccoli

GayforJirou: Ghost Broccoli?

Flex Tape: he means Cauliflower

GayforJirou: ohh that makes sense

GayforMomo: just when I think you can't get stupider you do

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