Deku added Goth chicken, Bakugo, Uraraka, Asui, GayforJirou, Iida, GayforMomo, Denki, Todoroki, Kirisunshine, Flex Tape, Fuzzy Jellybean, Aizawa, Present Mic and sparkle baguette
Deku: zodiac signs are for losers the real deal is identifying people by who's love child Todoroki thinks you are, I'm all mights
Denki: who am I?
Deku: I don't know ask the boss
Todoroki: yours is Present Mic
Present Mic: wait- I have a son Aizawa how come you never told me this? Is that why he's in your class? Man I've been such a bad father
Denki: it's fine dad
Aizawa: he's not your son he'd need a mother for that and I know for a fact the last time you had a girl friend was in high school
Present Mic: why would you say that to our son I may be a deadbeat dad but no one told me I had a son
Denki: "our"- wait - are you guys together? Aizawa's my mum? This is going to be awkward
Uraraka: I'm concerned for the direction the chat is going in-
Aizawa: IM NOT ANYONES MOTHER I think I'd remember if I gave birth to a child
Present Mic: oh you'd remember? Just like you remembered how we agreed to not have anymore of your students find out we're dating yet expose us in the chat an in front of are son
Aizawa: fuck
Flex Tape: exposed
Todoroki: Midoriya stop hanging out with Uraraka you know the rules Bros before hoes
Deku: what if your bro is a hoe
Bakuhoe: i know mines a hoe
Kirisunshine: excuse me!
Bakugo: your always showing off your body
Kirisunshine: its because my hero costume is shirtless
Todoroki: I just killed a spider
Asui: treat spiders how you want to be treated
Todoroki: So killed with no hesitation
Aizawa: I'm a little concerned about what you just said Todoroki
Bakugo: everyone shut it I'm trying to think
Todoroki: don't worry doing things for the first time can be difficult
Present Mic: is it bad that I laughed
Aizawa: no because I did too
Bakugo: I'll fucking destroy you Todoroki
Todoroki: eh 🤷♀️
Aizawa: should I do something
Present Mic: no don't this could be interesting
Aizawa: what the fact Bakugo could blast Todoroki's face off and Todoroki could freeze or burn Bakugo to death
Present Mic: well you can stop there quirks and then it can just be a fist fight doesn't that sound fun
Aizawa: no it doesn't I'm supposed to look after these kids don't encourage this behaviour
Present Mic: this is why your the responsible one it this relationship
