Aizawa's chat part 3

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Aizawa added Tokoyami, kirishima, Uraraka, Asui, Momo, Deku, Shinso, Todoroki, Bakugo, Mina, Jirou, Sero, Iida, Aoyama  and Denki

Aizawa: SERO, DENKI YOU GUYS NEARLY HAD SOME KIND OF NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

Sero: you call it a near death experience...

Denki: We call it a vibe check from god

Aizawa: you almost died and your going to joke about it

Denki: yes

Aizawa: I quit

Iida: no you can't

Sero: me and kaminari are so in sync we finish each other's s...

Denki: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD-

Jirou: you were meant to say sentences

Sero: no he was actually correct

Jirou: what how?

Sero: I don't know he just was

Shinso: if cats knew what a sin was they wouldn't even care

Denki: I don't care either. Fuck trigonometry

Shinso: do you even know what trigonometry is?

Jirou: he wouldn't understand a big word like that

Denki: it's got something to do with Santa

Jirou: not even close

Shinso: Santa isn't a sin

Denki: yes he's like the ruler of hell and hell is like where sinners go

Shinso: that's SATAN

Denki: same thing

Jirou: no Denki it's not the same thing

Bakugo: santa isn't real

Denki: if santa isn't the ruler of hell then who is he

Jirou: that guy that gives your presents on Christmas

Denki: oh wait he's real

Bakugo: no he's not

Denki: my life is a lie

Mina: you guys just crushed his dreams

Bakugo: not long ago he fucking mistaken him for Satan he'll be fine

Denki: and you point is?

Bakugo: i dont know I quit

Aizawa: same

Deku: I need help

Shinso: I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Deku: no I'm fine

Uraraka: Kaminari is acting weird

Shinso: that's normal

Jirou: have you tried Turing him off and back on?

Shinso: The only one who gets to turn him on is me

Denki: I'm so popular even the clouds copy me

Jirou: that called lightning

Denki: As in lightning McQueen?

Jirou: no not the car from cars

Denki: aww damn

Denki: whats nostalgia?

Iida: when you miss something that's really old

Aizawa: so apparently according to Nezu I can't just quit

Denki: hello nostalgia

Aizawa: did you just refer to me as really old?

Bakugo: for fuck sake your old okay. Your in your fucking 30s do I have to spell it out

Bakugo: Y O U R  O L D

Aizawa: S H U T  T H E  F U C K  U P

Bakugo: fuck you old man

Aizawa: shut up I hate you

Iida: you can't speak to him like that

Aizawa: well he should learn to respect his elders older people matter

Todoroki: I'd like to say you just emitted to being old

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