Denki's chat part 10

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Denki added Tokoyami, kirishima, Uraraka, Asui, Momo, Deku, Shinso, Todoroki, Bakugo, Mina, Jirou, Sero, Iida, Aizawa and Aoyama

Denki: Mr Aizawa can I ask a dumb question?

Aizawa: Kaminari there's no such thing as a dumb question.

Denki: why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one

Aizawa: that's a very dumb question

Denki: you just said those didn't exist

Aizawa: I guess I was wrong

Denki: can I ask another one?

Aizawa: no

Denki: if a baby chicken is a chick does that mean a baby duck is a dick?

Jirou: it doesn't work like that Denki

Sero: ha you said dick

Iida: don't be so immature

Denki: can I ask one more question?

Jirou: no more questions

Denki: if my soulmate dies do I get a backup one?

Iida: what's the point of asking if your just going to do it anyway

Todoroki: a back up soulmate wouldn't work like they'd be a backup soulmate to you but they'd be an actual soulmate to someone else and that means they are probably taken and wouldn't date you just because your original soulmate died

Denki: you over complicated my question like a simple yes or no would be fine

Todoroki: then no it wouldn't work

Denki: shinso your not aloud to die I got no replacement for you

Shinso: im your soulmate?

Denki: yes

Jirou: god must hate you

Denki: goat loves all

Denki: golf*

Denki: gay*

Denki: god*

Jirou: wow

Shinso: at least he got there once it took him 30 minuets trying to spell a word

Denki: I swear it's my autocorrect

Bakugo: do you go blaming autocorrect your just a dumbass

Denki: hey don't talk shit about my ass

Sero: I mean your ass deals with a lot of shit

Denki: I've been thinking

Jirou: that's never good

Denki: and if you think about it Bakugo's quirk literally makes him a boomer!

Bakugo:....

Bakugo: shut the fuck up

Tokoyami: its night time guys can you be quiet it's a very dark time for me

Bakugo: it's the night it's dark for everyone. Dumbass.

Mina: what do you think the hardest thing to say is?

Deku: I was wrong

Todoroki: I need help

Bakugo: I'm sorry

Denki: Worcestershire sauce

Jirou: how the fuck did you spell that

Shinso: he sat there for ten minutes trying to figure out how to say it to me so I can write it for him

Jirou: makes sense

Bakugo: what a fucking dumbass

Sero: hehe I read Bakugos name as buffalo

Sero: I'm too stoned for this crap in the mornings

Aizawa: Excuse me?!

Sero: oh Mr Aizawa I forgot you were here 😅

Aizawa: your doing drugs huh?

Sero: never Sir

Sero: it was a joke I'm not stoned

Aizawa: I'm taking a nap

Aizawa added Present Mic to the chat

Aizawa: you do the work

Present Mic: how dare you do drugs

Sero: I'm sorry...

Present Mic: without me

Iida: you can't be like that

Present Mic: oh well

Iida: I'm reporting you to principal Nezu

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