Deku's Chat part 7

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Deku added Goth chicken, Bakuhoe Thotsuki, Uraraka, Asui, Momo, Iida, Shinso , Jirou, Todoroki, Denki, Flex Tape, Kirisunshine, Mina and Aoyama

Deku: Todoroki why have I been getting text messages from you dad saying he's going to yeet me out of the solar system?

Todoroki: I told him I love you more than him.

Deku: what have you done

Todoroki: I have told the truth that's what I've done

Deku: your dads now telling me your ignoring him and he wants me to tell you he wasn't done talking to you

Todoroki: well tell him I was done listening

Deku; okay I did

Todoroki: he's going to be mad

Deku: he's mad

Todoroki: knew it!

Deku: your dad blocked me

Todoroki: go you now you don't have to deal with his bullshit 👏👏

Denki: um guys I screwed up big time.

Flex Tape: Kaminari, given your daily life experiences, your going to have to be more specific.

Denki: well i was running away from my problems and I fell and fucked up half my face

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: can I call you Half n Half then

Denki: uh no I don't approve with it

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: I don't care

Uraraka: who wants to hear my joke?

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: no one

Iida: I'll hear it

Uraraka: what language do they speak in the center of earth?

Iida: .....

Uraraka: core-ean.

Iida: the center of earth is around 5,430 degrees, there for no one lives there and there's no need for a language.

Uraraka: ....

Uraraka: core-ean.

Shinso: why is Deku crying

Deku: oh this just happened you know sometimes I just cry and I can't help it

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: crybaby

Kirisunshine: I'm off

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: off where?

Kirisunshine: I'm off to do something stupid

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: hold the fuck up. Not without me.

Momo: why you all talking it's 2am

Todoroki: 🤷‍♀️

Deku: go to bed Todoroki!

Todoroki: okay one your awake to so you can't even yell at me and two don't tell at me what to do

Deku: but your always up late

Todoroki: time is an illusion, nothing matters, god isn't real

Iida: god is real

Todoroki: well debatable

Iida: HE'S REAL!!

Deku: I'm going to say it

Denki: say what

Deku: what I've been wanting to say but I'm scared

Todoroki: say it ya pussy

Deku: Todoroki how could you say that

Todoroki: it was a joke now get on with what you were going to say

Deku: well okay stop wasting time siting in your room bored at night when you could be fucking me okay so get in my room and fuck me now

Todoroki: didn't know you had the balls to say stuff like that

Deku: I have balls

Iida: no sex or I'll report you

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