Deku's chat part 6

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Deku added Goth chicken, Bakuhoe Thotsuki, Uraraka, Asui, Momo, Iida, Kirisunshine, Jirou, Todoroki, Denki, Flex Tape, Shinso, Mina, Mineta and Aoyama

Deku: Hey Shoto can you carry this box it's really heavy

Todoroki: yeah sure

Deku: what how did you pick that box up so effortlessly

Todoroki: nothing is heavier then the weight of my depression

Deku: I'm concerned and impressed

Kirisunshine: are you having trouble with that yogurt, Midoriya?

Deku: The lid is a fucking dickhead it won't fucking open

Kirisunshine: I wonder where he got that from..

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: from the fucking fridge you dickhead

Kirisunshine: no I mean where he learnt those words

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: oh me of course

Todoroki: you know sometimes I just want someone to take me out

Deku: like on a date or with a gun?

Todoroki: surprise me.

Denki: Hey guys do you ever get water hungry?

Jirou: you mean thirsty?

Denki: ....water hungry

Jirou: 🤦‍♀️

Shinso: :(

Denki: turn that frown upside down

Shinso: ):

Denki: listen here you know that's not what I meant

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: I seriously hate everyone here but you kirishima your okay, I guess

Kirisunshine: what do you mean I'm Okay! I'm your BOYFRIEND

Uraraka: well I think this is all an act and Bakugo really likes Deku

Deku: sure he likes me for target practice

Uraraka: when they start trying to kill you then you know there into you

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: your a dumb bitch that's fucking nonsense you know

Uraraka: whatever you say

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: I'm literally dating kirishima

Denki: Guys I have worked out a plan

Shinso: count me out

Denki: you haven't even heard it yet

Shinso: I've learned from experience to not follow your plans

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: Hey kirishima come to my room for some fun

Mineta: don't you guys get bored fucking the same person

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: no

Mineta: but don't you wanna do other people too

Bakuhoe Thotsuk: no plus I'm not going to listen to some stupid virgin

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: come on kiri I can't wait

Kirisunshine: okay I'm coming

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: no don't cum yet

Kirisunshine: no you idiot I mean I coming to your room

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: oh then never mind

Iida: You all Need Jesus

Iida: Jesus Christ please forgive my friend for their unholy sins

Kirisunshine: we just fucking there's no wrong in that

Iida: Jesus only loves the purest of people not all you horny teens

Denki: Jesus loves all even if I am a horny fuck

Iida: I give up trying

Denki: theres nothing wrong with fucking

Iida: no there isn't but at this age you shouldn't be doing it this much

Deku: how else do we satisfy are horny selfs

Mineta: I know ways

Iida: Nooo Please stop 🙏

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