USSR x Third Reich [2.0 OneShots]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!

Me: Hmm..what should I write today?
*lifts glasses up*
Hmm..
*looks at paper closely*
Nah..I will just make a skit! yes! :D
Writer's block: You know u can't
write cause u have me, right?
Me: *gulps then sweats*
W-what do u mean?
Laziness: He isn't wrong though.
Me: LEAVE ME ALONE! U TWO!
I WILL WRITE, EVEN IT MEANS
I AM LAZY AND HAVE WRITER'S
BLOCK TODAY! U CAN'T STOP
ME! I HAVE INSPIRATION AND
MOTIVATION ON MY SIDE! >:D
Motivation: Who said, we'll
help u write and continue this
book?
Inspiration: *sips ideas* Yeah,
Its your fault for being lazy though.
Me: *gAsP* hOw dArE u GuYs
lEfT mE hErE!?
Motivation: Goodluck with that.
Take her down boys.
Come on, Inspiration. Let's leave
her with her own problems.
Me: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
COME BACK! HEEEELLLPPPPP
MEEEEEE! T^T
Depression: Don't worry..
I got your back. *gives all
negative thoughts to my brain*
Me: Thanks..*sniff*
Atleast u don't left me..
I knew I can count of u, Dep.
Depression: No problem, AJ.
Me: Heh..I should do the skit
now. Thank u again. :D
Depression: No problem.
~few minutes later~
Me: Finally! I'm finish! :>
USSR: Really? Let me see.
Third Reich: Me too!
Me: Alright u two, here.
*gives the skit I wrote*
So..how's is it? :D
USSR & Third Reich: ...
Me: What?
Did I do something wrong?
USSR: Nothing. nothing at all.
Third Reich: Hm.
Me: Okay..I'll publish it now!
Also, before I go..
I will make an A/N to my book
"Alternate Ending" see ya all there!
Have a great day or night!
Bye! :3