USSR x Third Reich [2.0 OneShots]

MAMA! PAPA!

Third Reich: WHY DID YOU EAT HIS HANDS?!

BABY!USSR: Uh..I don't know..

Third Reich: -_- You could have told me! and not EAT his HANDS!

BABY!USSR: B-but..H-HANDS! ;^; *stretchs grabby hands towards Nazi*

Third Reich: NO! You cannot EAT HANDS! That is bad! D:<
*smacks hands of USSR*

BABY!USSR: *sniff* WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Third Reich: Uh.. O_O"

Me/Author: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Third Reich: I..I j-just..

Me/Author: HE is a BABY, you idiot!

Third Reich: I didn't know he would EAT America's hands?! I just told him not to! But, he didn't listen! D:<

Me/Author: *smacks face* But, that doesn't mean you have to SMACK him! >:(

BABY!USSR: *sniff* *sniff* MAMA?

Me/Author: Did you just?

Third Reich: Did he say..MAMA?

BABY!USSR: MAMA! PAPA! OwO

Third Reich: Uhm..

Me/Author: ... Aww! You can call me, Mama if you want! and Third Reich's as your ugly father. ^w^"

Third Reich: Yeah-- Wait, what?!

Me/Author: *jabs Third Reich in the stomach* Ignore him. Let's play!

BABY!USSR: YAY! PLAY!

Third Reich: *groans in German*
Fuck you, Author.

Me/Author: *ignores what Third Reich says and continue playing with the smol bean USSR*

Third Reich: *thinking*
Not bad..maybe I'll get use to this--

BABY!USSR: I POOP on the floor..Mama!

Me/Author: Ugh..THIRD REICH!!

Third Reich: OH SHIT! NOT AGAIN--

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2/13/20
Thursday
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