USSR x Third Reich [2.0 OneShots]

O h s h i t -

Me/Author:
I decided to make fun of this. hehehe >:))

.

.

.

Russia: Dad, those capitalists are bullying me! *drunk*

Third Reich: Kid, I'm not your Dad, You've got the wrong person.

Russia: Oh, I'm sorry..Guess I got the wrong person--

Russia: I meant "Mom"! :D *drunk*

Third Reich: dO i lOoK lIkE-- *triggered*

Meanwhile

USSR: Hmm..Where did Russia go?

USSR: America! Have you seen Russia?

America: No? Why?

USSR: He's missing..

America: Oh..wait, is that--

USSR: Hm?

Russia: DAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD! I MISSSSSS YOOOUUUUUUU! Mom is being mean to me! D':

USSR: What do you mean? And who's "Mom"?

Russia: The one with a black cap and a X on the middle of the face!

USSR: Oh shit--

Third Reich: *busted down door* You schweine! Come here, you bitch! *holds flamethrower*

Russia: See? Mom is being mean to me!

America: I'm sure that's not your Mom--

USSR: Russia! Run!

Russia: :0?

Third Reich: >:((

Russia: :'))

*bones cracking in the distance, manly screaming*

USSR: ...

America: Uh..

END

Me/Author:
Hope u Enjoy my weird ending shit. :)
Have a great day or night! Bye!

3/26/20
Thursday
187 words