Me/Author: Looks like Moto Moto (Nazi) likes you.~
Fem!USSR: What? No, he doesn't.
Me/Author: Wait, here he comes.~
*scoots away from USSR*Fem!USSR: What, what?!--
--- In The Distance ---
Third Reich: *gets out of water*
Third Reich: *shows muscles*
Third Reich: Hey, there, herr Union~ ;D
Fem!USSR: 0////0 I..uh..um..I..uh..
Third Reich: Want to go to my house for a while? U know get to know eachother?~
Fem!USSR: Uhm..okay..
Me/Author: Hehehe~ I ship those two~ Japanese Empire will sure love this~
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6--- Few Minutes Later ---
Fem!USSR: Ow, Nazi! You cyka, that hurt! Be more gentle will you?
Third Reich: Yeah, yeah. I'll be more gentle than the first. Just stay still.
Me/Author: Do you think they are doing it? *looks at UK*
UK: I'll kill Nazi if he pregnant my best friend -`<´-
Me/Author: I'm sure of it.
Fem!USSR: AHHHHHH! NAZI!
Third Reich: Fuck! Stop screaming! Everyone will hear you!
Fem!USSR: I won't be screaming it this isn't, ah!~ hurts!
Third Reich: Then, stop struggling and squirming!
Me/Author: *take a deep breath* I need to get out of here for a second.
UK: ...
Me/Author: UK, what are u doing? UK? UK!--
UK: *kicks down door* WHAT THE BLOODY HELL, ARE YOU TWO LITTLE SHITS DOING?!
Third Reich and Fem!USSR: ...
UK: Answer me, you fools!
Third Reich: I was trying to help USSR practice her ballet, okay? Then, you came in and the practice is ruined!
Fem!USSR: Yeah! What makes you think that we are doing dirty stuffs?
UK: ... I'm sorry..sorry for disturbing. I need to go.
Third Reich: Jeez, I hope its not the Author who planned this once more.
Fem!USSR: I hope so too.
END
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Me/Author:
I forgot to put this-- Shit--???_???_???
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USSR x Third Reich [2.0 OneShots]
RandomNew oneshot! 2.0 I deleted my old one by accident.. So, I'm creating a new one. Don't ship it, Don't read it.