Sovitix: Hello, everyone! Today, I'll be the host of this story. <3
Soviet: Boo!
Sovitix: I wasn't talking to you, Soviet. -_-
Sovitix: Anyways, let's start!
#1 - Flirting
- If you like someone, flirt with them. Its pretty easy than asking them on a date.
Soviet: Your tips, suck!
Sovitix: Again, I'm not talking to you!
#2 - Be yourself
- They like girls who are themselves. They don't like plastics, or goldiggers, or whores and sluts. You must be who you are, and be natural.
Soviet: Says, the whore.
Sovitix: SHUT UP!
#3 - How to handle a man's urges
- You musn't let a man, touch you without your permission! Its called: 'harassement'. If you're both okay with it, then let it be. But, be careful, must let them wear protection.
Soviet: You're not even experience! >:((
Sovitix: Says, the virgin.
Soviet: I'm not! >//<
Sovitix: Hmm..sure.
#4 - Wear hearts on your sleeves
- You must know how to play their cards and games, as well. Mens aren't the kings in here, a queen, is too. Must wear a heart on your sleeves, to let them know they aren't the players in the world.
Soviet: Because, you're a player?
Sovitix: I'm just telling them, how to defend theirselves. A man is a lion and a women is a snake.
Soviet: What do you, mean?
Sovitix: What I mean is..
A lion is a leader/king of all animals.
But, a snake is much deadlier.
Not only because of their unique colors, and that they can mix colors and go on a camoflauge..they have poison in their teeth, one bite, and the victim is dead.
A women is not only pretty, beautiful, a mother of children, and they are not also, WEAK! They are much dangerous than you think. Like a snake, pretty but dangerous.
Soviet: Okay, I get it now. -w-
Sovitix: Good. Now, let's continue.
#5 - Don't let a man go into your NO NO NO SQUARE
- You musn't let a man touch you easily. Know the wrongs and rights. Because, if you let them, get to you easily..it'll be your doom.
Soviet: Because, a man almost r@p€ you, for once?
Sovitix: Yes. And, it wasn't the best experience.
Soviet: Duh! Who said, r@p€ is good?
Sovitix: No one. Only, if you are mentally unstable. Like having a r@p€ kink.
#6 - Never, ever, let a man know your WEAKNESS
- Like the title said. Never let a man know your WEAKNESS. They will take advantage of that. Even, you see yourself as a strong, brave, confident woman, it won't help. Because, once they know..they will make you weak, and you can't fight back, after that.
Soviet: This is why, I don't want to have a boyfriend.
*Nazi in the sidelines*
Nazi: Am I a joke to you?
Sovitix: Hm..right.
Sovitix: Anyways, that is all! I hope you enjoy those tips and better make it useful, kids!
Soviet: Yep. And, don't end up, like her.
Sovitix: And, so does, the virgin.
Soviet: HEY!! >:0
Sovitix: BYE!!
The End
M/A:
Well..I hope u enjoy that, like they said. <3
Have a great day/night! Bye!
6/30/20
Tuesday
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