Kokichi multi ships oneshots

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4 parts??? all platonic
Platonic
Part 1 platonic miu x kokichi
Warning: swearing

Kokichi states impatiently at the clock, he texted miu to come 20 minutes ago. It was only a 5 minute walk to here from the dorms. Suddenly the door creaked opening waking up the bell above it.
In walked miu. Turning to the left she made her way to where kokichi sat.

"What do you need me for, aren't you supposed to be on a date with your new boy toy," miu questioned.

"Geez aren't you going to greet me first, why are you so late? No need to answer that, we all know that you were probably busy making another one of your lame ass inventions, correct?" Kokichi stated while sliding over a strawberry flavoured milk tea, miu's favourite flavour.

"My inventions are anything but lame. Of course anything made by this gorgeous girl genius hands are bound to be perfect." Miu boasted.
Only to be met with Kokichi's blank, unimpressed stare.

"Are you done stroking your own ego, cause I don't think I can listen to you yap like the worthless bitch you are for another second," said Kokichi while calmly examining his fingernails.

"Worth-worthless bitch? Oh my-" miu blushes heavily at the insult as if savouring it. "Wait! I'm not letting you distract me! Where is your little boy toy? Did you scare him off with that ugly mug that you call a face?"

"Your just jealous of my good looks and charming personality aren't you Miu?" Kokichi bit back.

"WHAT! As if." Scoffed miu. " Now answer the godam question you little lying abortion."

"Well... if you really want to know I guess... I could tell you," Kokichi stalled glancing at Miu.

"Just spit it out already I'm not here for your bullshit."

"Geez impatient much, bet you just can't wait to go back to whatever kinky shit you were doing earlier. If you really want to know he didn't show up." Kokichi said his face going blank.

"Wait now WHAT? You might be a lying little abortion and possibly one of the most annoying person in the universe, but even you don't deserve THAT!" Miu screamed.

"Wow thanks for the compliment...... actually though thanks," Kokichi muttered the last part, just loud enough for miu to hear.

"Come on let's go shopping or some shit, your even uglier when your all droopy like that," miu said hiding a blush at the thanks she received.

"Oh wow the one and only ultimate slut is being nice for once!" Said kokichi in fake astonishment.

"Shut you trap for once you fucking virgin," miu halfheartedly said with a small grin on her face. It was nice to see Kokichi perking up a bit.

"Better a virgin then a slut, how many guys have you fucked? At least I dont have AIDS."

Together they went to the mall arguing back and forth. At the mall miu robbed a sex shop and kokichi stole all of the candy. What a wonderful day.