The Vampire & The Mistress(Yoonmin) *completed*

Part 5

Make no mistake, this is my backyard. I was waiting for my associates. I don't call them friends. Why the fuck would I? Why would I need friends? They will either get jealous of your success, backstab you or was fake the whole time. So fuck calling people friends. Just call them extra shadows. "Yoongi boy! I have... Ow!". "We have arrived".

(Ryri)

(Yeon)

(Aza- its Asia, with a Z... I'll go now )

(Minnie but her real name is Minsa)

"Why did you hit me!?!". Yeon whined. "Cause I can". Aza huffed. "Yoon!". Minnie runs and hugs me. "You finally called me! I missed you!". Minnie giggled. "Missed you too Minsa". I pinched her cheek. "No! My name is Minnie!". Minsa stomped her feet. "Your mother and my Aunt named you Minsa". I said. "Tsk". Minsa pushes me and sits down.

"I was called for?". Ryri raised his brow. "Don't touch to my husband like that!". Yeon shouts. "Don't you EVER call me that again". I shivered. "We will be together Yoongi, I will force your ass". Yeon crossed his arms. "Seriously, why were we called?". Aza said. "My dad registered me in the arranged marriage ceremony". I groaned loudly. "NOOO!!!". Yeon dropped to his knees.

"Shit". That's all Ryri said. "Screwed like a motherfucker". Aza chuckled and Minsa starts laughing. "You!?! With your hoe ass!?! Marriage!?! My fucking intestine!". Minsa was on the ground with tears coming down her face. "I actually agree with your sociopathic cousin for once... Marriage doesn't suit you at all". Ryri says.

"How can Mr. Min do this to me!?!". Yeon yells. "I was going to be a good daughter in law to him!". Yeon sniffs. "The dick in your pants called you a liar with that daughter shit". I said and Aza covers her mouth. "Don't you start with your ugly ass laugh". Ryri warned but it was to late. Aza started to laugh. "Bye". Ryri disappeared with a block of a eye.

"Eww... Make her stop". Minsa said. "She's a like a big cockblock and big turn off all in one". Yeon said. Let me tell y'all how her laugh sounds. She sounds like a donkey, a car when you hit the brakes quickly, a baby squeezing a rubber duck, someone turning on a faucet, a rubber chicken, Spongebob when he rubbed those two pickles together and someone raking leaves.

No one on earth needs to hear something like this. "If I was her mother and heard her laugh like this for the first time, I would have drowned her". Both Yeon and I turned to Minsa. "Don't act like y'all wouldn't do that". Minsa puffed out her cheeks. "Can we leave cause she's not going to stop". Yeon said. "Yeah... Hopefully when she hears her self laughing, she'll get her voice check".

Yeon, Minsa and I left Aza to be in her own little world. "Don't worry Yoongi". Yeon pats my shoulder.

"I have a plan".