peter parker imagines!

38 | i go hard like thanos (hc)

requested by mrose12623 <3

i think i've used this gif before but it was the only one i could find that gave me the sorta jammin-out-to-a-bop type beat so 😗😗

summary: popping off to an absolute banger during an avengers meeting is the best way to set yourselves up for failure

warnings: y'all know the deal. we've been through this 

i stg y'all are obsessed with these 

(but it's okay they're my fav to write)

DISCLAIMER:: yes i do realize that it doesn't make sense for larray to make a song about thanos when the general population doesnt even like.. know about him but JUST ROLL WITH IT THIS IS FICTION ANYWAYS

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- so BASICALLY

- i apologize in advance this one is going to be a bit short because it's more of a concept than a legitimate storyline and i think just laying it out for y'all is the best option rn (because of what i just said and because of the fact that i have SO MANY DRAFTS TO WRITE JNSKDFBDK)

- so there is this song

- written by our KING LARRAY

- called thanos

- it is a bop 

- i will not lie

- i recommend listening to it cause i feel like it really sets the mood::

- enjoy <3

- SO LEMME LAY IT OUT FOR YOU

- the best way i can lay out this scenario is like this is like the scene in infinity war when tony, bruce, strange, and wong are in the sanctum and they're like talking about ben n jerrys (and also thanos yes but like... priorities)

- also can we talk about ben n jerrys like GOD what a brand!!

- BUT INSTEAD OF BEING IN THE SANCTUM

- AND ONLY HAVING FOUR FREAKING PEOPLE

- WE'RE GONNA PRETEND THIS IS AT HEADQUARTERS WITH DA WHOLE SQUAD

- (which includes you and peter)

- (duh)

- so

- the air is fuckin TENSE

- like 

- it's game time bitches do or don't there is no try

- we finna die but like 

- 1 out of 14,000,605

- and so as you can tell everyone is SERIOUS

- but then you think of a certain song

- and you have to BITE YOUR LAUGH BACK SO HARD

- ur mind is like:

Ass so fat like Thanos (Thanos)
Diamonds shine like Thanos (Thanos)
I go hard like Thanos (Rrah)
Bitch I snap like Thanos (Uh)

- thank u genius.com for the lyrics

- and so you start singing it very softly to urself

- you're like bopping your head

- not paying attention to tony and steve at ALL

- and peter's sitting next to you

- and as soon as he hears 

You see this ass?
You see this cake, love? (Yeah! What?)

- this man just about LOSES IT

- you have to slap a hand over his mouth before he WHEEZES

- bucky looks over and you just give him a look

- he's like i swear to god if these kids are pullin some funky ass business

- im about to POST UP

- so basically

- long fucking story short (i put a whole bag o jellybeans up my ass)

- god if you don't get the reference i am 1) concerned and 2) so sorry because that probably caught you off guard

- you and peter spent the rest of the meeting singing that song

- both of you being incredibly thankful for sitting in the back cause ur silently POPPIN OFF

- bopping to the same silent beat

- dancing

- making funny faces

- peter even leans over and lightly slaps his butt jokingly

- WHICH ALMOST GETS YOU CAUGHT BECAUSE YOU YELP IN LAUGHTER

- tony just raises his brows at the two of you cause he literally isn't capable of doing anything else

- talk about me being ceo of only having tony raise his eyebrows or make crude comments

- i need help

- and in the end

- y'all are like BATTLE TIME

- ALL OF A SUDDEN

- GIANT CRAISIN LOOKIN THING IN FRONT OF Y'ALL ON SOME WEIRD ASS PLANET

- and you and 🅱eter are like shit fuck why did we decide to pop off during our meeting

- 😔👊

- but you know what..

- fuck it sicko mode

- Y'ALL END UP BEATING THANOS IN THE END ANYWAY 

- FRICKEN R*SSOS

- FUCK IT NUTSACK CHIN DIE

- !!!!!!!!!!!!!

- so in conclusion the song "thanos" by larray is the motivation behind killing that ding dong

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wow i am so sorry

but whatever y'all love the hcs and that's what matters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry this was short but i'm satisfied with it so whatever