Being Alive ( D.W)

God's Plan

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The brother's had left, going grocery shopping. I volunteered to stay back at the bunker to make sure that Casifer and God behave. Well, i didn't really volunteer, but i am the only one out of the brothers and me that has super-healing so, yeah..

Lucifer strolled through the room with a book, flipping pages" So where were you?"

Chuck "That's a... long story. How do you feel? I healed you."

Lucifer just nodded "Mm. Yeah. Didn't ask you to."

Chuck " Son, be reasonable."

Lucifer "One cosmic Band-Aid on my knee and what, you think we're, we're even now? "

He looked up " Is it time for us to go play catch in the yard?"

The front door opened.

Lucifer looked at the book "Screw you."

Dean called out "Guys?"

The brothers walked down with the bags.

Sam "Hey, how's it goin' in here?"

I breathed out relieved "thank god you're here. "

Dean smiled at me. 

Chuck to Lucifer " Listen, I know I've been gone for awhile.  I've missed a few... million... birthdays—"

Lucifer nodded "Yeah, and the second your apes send a distress flare, boom. Daddy's home."

Chuck shook his head "That's not what happened."

Dean called out "Hey, these apes saved your ass."

Lucifer looked at him annoyed before snapping his fingers. 

Dean and Sam tensed but then looked at each other confused when nothing happened. 

Chuck shook his head "He can't hurt you."

Lucifer snapped " Oh, so you're controlling me now!"

Chuck "It's just a safeguard."

Lucifer glared at him. 

Sam "Hey guys? Uh, Chuck? Lucifer... uh, Dean... Think we can try and focus here? Y'know, end of the world, common enemy, all that?"

Lucifer slammed the book shut "Enemy of my enemy is my friend. Team Amara. Go Amara."

Chuck "You don't mean that."

Lucifer " You're really not gonna say it."

They had a stare down. 

I asked confused " He's not gonna say what?"

Lucifer growled "Screw you. "

Then he looked at us " Screw all of you."

Lucifer stormed out of the room. 

Chuck shook his head, amused " Kids, huh?"

My jaw dropped as he walked away. 

In the hallway. 

Sam, Dean and i were standing in front of a closed door. Lucifer was in the room behind the door listening to rock music.

I banged against the door , yelling " Lucifer! Y'know, sometime you're gonna have to come out and ... talk to... God."

No answer. 

I groaned annoyed. 

Dean " It's like the worst episode of Full House ever."

suddenly the music stopped.