Cato : -Goes in the living room-
Priest : "Why hello son"
Cato : -Leaves the living room- "Laura, why is there a man in the living room claiming to be my father?"
Laura : "No no, thats a preacher, we are gonna confess to our sins today"
Cato : "My dad is a preacher-"
Laura : "No just-"
Cato : "WAIT DONT TELL HIM-"
Laura : -Gets inside of the living room- "Father we have been dragged away by Satans hAND-" -Gets dragged out-
Cato : "Haha, dragged out-"
Laura, in the distance : "WE HAD SEX BEFORE MARRIGE"
Priest : "Well thats not so bad"
Laura : -Walks in- "Oh good-"
Cato : "She gave birth on a pentagram and our daughter is possesed"
Maria : -Crawls in on four legs like a fucking dog and speaking gibberish while doing a 360 head spin-
Priest : "OH GOD-"
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Fanfiction⇛𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐔, 𝐈𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐄⇚ Rating = Mature Hello, my name is Emmy, but you can call me Emmi if youd like to. This is a book i started in some of my first times on Wattpad, so its okay...
