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The little devils/Minireenas: -Running around-

Puppet : What are you now doing?

Mi : -Death glare- Running.

Puppet : Ok.

-Puppet goes into Ballora Gallery-

Puppet : Ballora, what did we do wrong?

Ballora : What?

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Laura : Why whenever Natasja is hanging from the ceiling in a moneky suit, its always you three's fault?!

Mi, Ni and Ree : ....

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(Written by MeloMonade)

Funtime Foxy : BALLORA IS A LESBIAN.

Ballora : No, i am not! We talked about this.

Funtime Foxy : I DENY.

Ballora : WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!?-

Puppet : I disagree with Funtime Foxy, you cannot change it.

Marionette, Puppets sister : Sh** its happening, cover lil stripes and protecc the innocence from non-virgin things.

Nightmarionne : Ok then -Now covers Security Puppets eyes-

Ballora : Are you mentally!- oh no.

Funtime Foxy : I WANT PROOF

Puppet : Dont mind me then.

Ballora : Puppet-

Puppet : -Kisses Ballora-

Also Puppet : OW WHAT THE F-

Marionette : THE HOLY SPIRIT COMPELS YOU, SLUTS

Funtime Foxy : TAKE COVER FROM THE PRIEST AND RUN FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR UN-HOLYNESS

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Elizabeth : And they just do this cute thing where they fall flat on their faces and then you're like "OMG ARE YOU OK?!" And then they give you these little angel eyes, its so adorable. Does your kids do something that makes them cute?

Laura : Sometimes, they sleep for three hours.

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Nick, 2 : Daddy? Where do babies come from??

Cato : uhhhh...

Few moments later...

Laura : AND YOU JUST COULDNT LIE, COULD YOU?

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Natasja : -Is sleeping in the car-

Reedah : -Drawing, sort of-

Nick : -Playing cards with Michael-

Michael : -Playing cards with Nick-

Cato : Do you hear that sweet, sweet silence :)

Laura : Been too many years since.

Michael, whispering to Nick : Do they know about it?

Nick, whispers back : i dont know, but lets just hope we get to unpack and carry our own luggage.

Reedah, with a low voice : shhhh, they might hear you guys, write it on this paper and when your done, shred it.

Michael : -Thumbs up-

A few moments later..

Laura : WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT?!

Michael : Cartroll says its eatable...

Natasja : Yesh

Laura : Good god...

Cato : Hand over the dildo, Michael.

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Puppet : -Is relaxing listening to music-

-Step step step step-

Puppet : No..

-STEP STEP STEP-

Puppet : NO

Nightmare Mangle : HI SISTERS

Puppet : -Screams-

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Nick : And thats why i am smarter than you.

Reedah : I still dont get it, why are YOU smarter.

Nick : Because i know that i am smarter than you, but you dont know that now, do you?

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Cato : -Puts a hand out in the direction his family stands at- This is my family. My wife, Laura. My four devils or my devil kids, Michael, Nick, Reedah and Natasja. 

Phantom Puppet : -Points at his bed- Thats my wife, Nana.

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Cato : It is a bright day today.

Laura : What do you mean?

Cato : Points at Poma who is currently on fire

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Laura : Whats the best thing about me?

Cato : -Shrug-

Laura : So, you are stating theres nothing good about me?!

Cato : No wait-

<~{¤•¤}~>

Michael : Please we just want food.

Nightmarionne : Cant be that bad...

Michael : We want to eat

Nightmarionne : I just dont wanna eat today...

Michael : But we do.

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Natasja : Can i get a hug?

Cato : No, i am busy working. Go find your sister or your brothers. I dont have enough time at the moment.

Natasja  : Sobs

Cato : You win, come here-

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